If I Were A Boy......

If I were a boy I’d walk in high heels at night

And wear bright red lipstick to see what if feels like.

If I were a boy I’d satisfy my sweet tooth with an eclectic range of goodies;

International buttercups, southern chocolate drops & apple bottoms from the hood.

I’d even hide thoughts of mandingoes in my dreams if I could.

If I were a boy I’d pimp them hoes, take that cash and slap that ass when I was done.

Let them scalawags know; it ain’t no fun if my homey’s can’t have none.

I’d sag my pants, show my ass, skip my class & smoke my grass.

Talk that shit with swag like this;

I’d be the man around that bitch!

I’d be the man around that bitch!

I’d make a song and name it, 'I’m da Man Around This Bitch.'

Then I’d want to grow up; be a grown man!

Make love to my wife; walk in her shoes seeking to understand.

'That I’m her man around this bitch!

Her rock, cock, key & lock,'

I'd hold it down faithfully for my bitch.

~t.s.~